Spotted this morning is the world's smallest periodic table (possibly). Engraved onto a hair of the amazing haired Professor Martyn Poliakoff at the Nottingham Nanotechnology and Nanoscience Centre, just down the road from phenoptix HQ.
As a claim to fame I have seen the Prof many times in and around Sainsbury's supermarket in Beeston and once had a pint with Brady in Ruddington.